Modernizing Kids’ Books–no, no, no, and NO

Apparently there is a trend now, among publishers, of “updating” old children’s books with the goal of making them more readable and relevant for today’s children. I read about this in an article recently, and all I could think was “No! What an incredible loss for today’s kids!”

When I was a kid in the 1970s, I read a lot of books. Some were contemporary American books, but not all. Some were old American books, such as Little Women by Louisa May Alcott (1868) or (more recent) All of a Kind Family by Sydney Taylor (1951). Some were British or translated from other languages, such as Black Hearts in Battersea by Joan Aiken (1964), and some were both old and foreign, such as Ballet Shoes by Noel Streatfield (1936, The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson Burnett (1911), and Heidi by Johanna Spyri (1880). Part of the charm of these books was precisely that they took place in a setting unlike mine. They made reference to things that were unfamiliar to me, but which sometimes (not always) became clear from the context.

To give an example, there is a line from An Old-fashioned Girl by Alcott (1869) which stuck in my head after repeating re-reading of the book. I remember it as

She sucked on her orange with a composure that would have scandalized those good ladies of Cranford.*

Who were “those good ladies of Cranford”? I had no idea, but it was clear that sucking on oranges (a curious way to eat them, I thought) was not considered good table manners. I set the matter aside, along with the discovery that in the story’s setting, eating peanuts out of a bag was also considered déclassé.

Many decades later, I was watching a new mini-series, Cranford. The name of the series didn’t stir any memories, until the ladies who were its main characters were faced with the awkward situation of eating oranges together. The oranges were a treat, but at least one lady wished she could eat her orange in a way that wasn’t approved of by another. A third, younger lady, suggested perhaps they could all enjoy their oranges privately, in their rooms.

These were “those good ladies of Cranford”! The mini-series was based on a book from 1853 which must have been popular in Alcott’s time. What a delight to have this mysterious, intriguing line suddenly illuminated!

So one reason against modernizing children’s books is that it robs the reader of the pleasure of experiencing a different world. There is another reason, a pedagogical one, which is that reading is supposed to “expand one’s horizons.” It’s a way of learning more about the world, and you don’t learn more about the world if your books are carefully designed to contain only things that are familiar to you.

These are also reasons against Americanizing foreign books. As someone who read a lot of British children’s books growing up, I have been horrified that publishers are de-Britishizing books. The most egregious example I’ve run across was a middle-grade story set in London, in which all mention of money was in dollars.

DOLLARS. In LONDON.

Seriously, do you really want children to think that everyone in the world uses dollars? Or that everyone eats the same sort of food, or uses the same words for pullovers?

The reasoning behind modernizing (and Americanizing) is that children will find the unfamiliar references off-putting and it will keep them from reading the book. This is probably is true of some children, which is sad, but certainly not of all.

I wonder if this comes down to the difference between those who enjoy genres like science fiction and fantasy, and those who don’t. In both science fiction and fantasy, reading about an unfamiliar setting is part of the pleasure. Readers expect to run into words they don’t understand (“hraka”, “silflay”), and references that are mysterious to them (“mighty Frith”, “at fu-Inlé”). They either figure them out from context or anticipate that the meaning will become clear later on.

Things are slightly different in the case of old books. The author thought the reference was obvious and so won’t have made a point of clarifying it later. Still, readers can ask someone older or consult Google if they are curious. Or they can simply move on without understanding the reference, as I did with those good ladies of Cranford.

So please, let’s leave the books as they are.**

Till next post.

* The actual line is

‘How does the new book come on?’ asked Polly, sucking her orange in public with a composure which would have scandalized the good ladies of ‘Cranford’.

** I am not discussing the removal of extremely offensive terms from stories where they play no role in the plot and serve only to reflect prejudices of the time. That’s a different issue. I would suggest, though, that if that is done, there should be a short explanatory note at the back of the book, for two reasons. One, because it is educational to know about prejudice existing at the time the book was written, and two, so adults who read an early edition of the book as children don’t start doubting their memory. (Me, re-reading “How the Leopard Got His Spots.”)

Most kids will stop reading at “The End” anyway, but the information will be there for those who look.

My Top Fifty Books of this Century

There’s just something fun about lists. And books are fun as well. So of course I had to check out the New York Times list of the Top 100 Books of this century (so far), based on about 500 chosen people’s responses.

My result? 4 1/2 out of 100. (I don’t think I finished Nickeled and Dimed, for some reason. Or maybe I eventually did. It was good.)

Then they posted a Readers’ Choice list of 100, and I had read about 9 out of 100. Still not surprising–I don’t read many books from the mainstream lit section, and genre books weren’t heavily represented.

But lists are so much fun that I had to make my own list. I only listed 50, because it was getting time-consuming. I’d already listed the most obvious ones and was agonizing about which ones to include next. There are almost certainly more than 50 books that could have made the next 50.

This list is utterly idiosyncratic. Some books are on there based on the fact that I re-read them, maybe multiple times. (They must be good if I wanted to read them again, right?) Some are on there because something in them struck me and stayed in my memory. Some were just so much fun to read! They are in order of publication year, because there is no way I could rank them–apples and oranges.

Also, I deliberately did not include more than one book per author. There were some difficult decisions involved.

  • Stormfront Jim Butcher 2000
  • The Two Princesses of Bamarre Gail Carson Levine 2001
  • Artemis Fowl Eoin Colfer 2001
  • Getting Things Done: the art of stress-free productivity David Allen 2001
  • Gaia’s Garden: a guide to home-scale permaculture Toby Hemenway 2001
  • Faking It Jennifer Crusie 2002
  • The Midnight Disease: the drive to write, writer’s block,… Alice Weaver Flaherty 2004
  • Alexander Hamilton Ron Chernow 2004
  • Harry Potter and the Half-blood Prince J.K. Rowling 2005
  • Night Train to Rigel Timothy Zahn 2005
  • Animals in Translation: using the mysteries of autism to… Temple Grandin 2005
  • Live At Bryson Elementary (comics collection) Jef Mallett 2005
  • The Arrival Shaun Tan 2006
  • Mindless Eating: why we eat more than we think Brian Wansink 2006
  • The Black Swan: the impact of the highly improbable Nassim Nicholas Taleb 2007
  • Bringing Nature Home: how you can sustain wildlife with native plants Douglas W. Tallamy 2007
  • Graceling Kristin Cashore 2008
  • Traffic: why we drive the way we do Vanderbilt 2008
  • The Hunger Games Suzanne Collins 2008
  • Blackout [and All Clear] Connie Willis 2010
  • The Last Dragonslayer Jasper Fforde 2010
  • Hex Hall Rachel Hawkins 2010
  • The Life-changing Magic of Tidying Up Marie Kondo 2010
  • Midnight Riot (aka Rivers of London) Ben Aaronovitch 2011
  • After the Golden Age Carrie Vaughn 2011
  • Battle Hymn of the Tiger Daughter Diana Holquist 2011
  • Seraphina Rachel Hartman 2012
  • Three Times Lucky Sheila Turnage 2012
  • Quiet: the power of introverts in a world that can’t stop talking Susan Cain 2012
  • The Circle Dave Eggers 2013
  • Fangirl Rainbow Rowell 2013
  • Eight Million Gods Wen Spencer 2013
  • The Screaming Staircase Jonathan Stroud 2013
  • Confessions of a Sociopath: a life spent hiding in plain sight M. E. Thomas 2013
  • Lock In John Scalzi 2014
  • Gut: the inside story of our body’s most Giulia Enders 2014
  • The World Beyond Your Head: on becoming an individual in an age of distraction Matthew B. Crawford 2014
  • Stoned : jewelry, obsession, and how desire Aja Raden 2015
  • Magpie Murders Anthony Horowitz 2016
  • Eight Flavors: the untold story of American cuisine Sarah Lohman 2016
  • Breaking Cat News (comics collection) Georgia Dunn 2016
  • All Systems Red Martha Wells 2017
  • Truly Devious Maureen Johnson 2018
  • Not So Pure and Simple Lamar Giles 2019
  • Secondhand: travels in the new global garage sale Adam Minter 2019
  • A Deadly Education Naomi Novik 2020
  • Exercised: why something we never evolved to do is Daniel Lieberman 2020
  • Small Miracles Olivia Atwater 2022
  • Meg Langslow series Donna Andrews
  • Inspector Gamache series Louise Penny

Sorry about the formatting–this was in an Excel file originally.

I would be happy to see other people’s top choices for this century. (The advantage of limiting it to this century–many fewer books to think about.)

Till next post.